SENIOR BANQUET AWARDS Awards voted upon by class of 2010 CATEGORY MALE Best Dressed Class Clown Biggest Flirt Most Likely to Succeed Best Smile Friendliest Person Most Talkative Most Interesting Most Athletic Proudest Patriot Prettiest Eyes Einstein Award Most Like to Date Cutest Couple AWARDS CREATED BY THE SENIOR COMMITTEE Each award is phrased as follows: “This document certifies that NAME has earned the distinction of being (named or granted)AWARD” NAME AWARD Alexys Parker
The “Grass is Always Greener” Award for consistently being able to find the good in any situation
The “Renaissance Man” Award for being both artistic AND athletic
The “Stammers and Lockhart” Award for knowing the most literary devices and how to spot them
Most Likely to build a fashion empire in which every outfit centers around a gray hoodie
The “Cerebral Hard Drive” Award for being likely to remember the most people at the 10 year reunion
Most Likely to be organizing the Anime Detour 10 years from now
“The Queen of Lazy” for taking IB classes, being a basketball team captain, working two jobs, and spending hours researching colleges
Most Likely to hustle naïve freshmen or a lunchroom cop in a cafeteria Poker game
Most, like, Likely, to like, say “Like,” like, 10 thousand times, in like, a minute
The “Good Samaritan” Award for most volunteer efforts on behalf of the Senior Class
Most Likely to spin her years of service on Citywide Student Council into a career in politics
Most Likely to take over the Presidency of the Boy’s and Girl’s Club of America
The only person who spent 4 years of high school believing that school only runs from Tuesday to Friday
The “Gentle Giant” Award since we’re glad he’s friendly, seeing as he could knock any one of us down in about one punch
The “Edina Boy” Award for perpetually riding around on either a skateboard or snowboard
The “Wish You Were My Mom” Award for providing guidance, support, love and kindness to everyone she knows
The “Minnesota Nice” Award for being impossible not to get along with
The “Snow White” Award for being the most pure of heart in the class of 2010
Most Likely to organize the after-party after the after-party
Most Likely to drive her man to madness with unrealistic expectations learned from reading too many romance novels
The “Magician’s Assistant” Award for disappearing halfway through senior year only to reappear just in time to graduate with us
The “Arthritic Thumbs” Award for being likely to destroy his joints through overuse of a videogame controller
The “Diva in Disguise” Award For going 4 years without anyone knowing she can sing like an angel
The “Mmm-mmm, No She Didn’t” Award for having the most attitude in the class of 2010
The “Unique Perspective” Award for seeing the world about 4 stories higher than the rest of us
Most Likely to extend her syllables when saying either “Okayyyyyy….” or “All Riiiiiiiiight…”
The “One of Us” Award for coming to an American high school and fitting right in like she’d been here all along
The “Tortoise” Award for always behind behind schedule but always managing to finish the race
The “Closeted Cheese Head” Award for hiding his love for the Packers behind all those Vikings Jerseys
The Most Likely abuse the phrase, “We were childhood friends” in order to get what he wants
The “X-Ray Vision” Award for being able to see through the bangs that constantly cover his eyes
The “Creative Texting” Award for her ability to send text messages faster when typing with a pencil rather than her thumbs
The “Arianna Huffington” Award for being unapologetically left-wing and liberal in her politics
The “Asian Taylor Swift” Award for having exceptional soul in her voice and serious guitar skills
The “Baby’s Bottom” Award for always staying smooth in a time of crisis or panic
Most Likely to be struck by lightning that becomes attracted to her upper lip piercing
The “We Love Her (but kinda hate her)” Award for being accepted at every college to which she applied
The “Glass is Half Full” Award for her unfailing optimism and positive spirit
The “Mother Theresa” Award for doing the most service work in the Senior Class
Most Likely to make millions creating an Anime character based on a hybrid of Ciara and Beyonce
Most Likely to not stop playing guitar when you’re trying to have a conversation with him
The “Grandmother in a Teenage body” Award for being mature beyond her years
The “Zoloft Award” for being like a human antidepressant that always raises your spirits with her cheerful smile
The “Junior Bob Marley” Award for having the most unique dreadlocks in the class of 2010
The “Pants on the Ground” Award for having a gravity-defying Volleyball ready position stance
The “Rainbow Top” Award for having the most hair color changes in Senior Year
Most Likely to make you wonder why a fashion model is treating your child at the Pediatrician’s Clinic
Most Likely to do something unexpected and crazy, because, after all, it’s always the quiet ones….
The “What Have You Been Looking At” Award for getting 50 computer viruses in the first week of owning a laptop
The “Crocodile Smile” Award for making you wonder exactly what she’s thinking behind that mysterious smile
The “Golden Racket” Award for being most likely to make a
Most sick and tired of being confused for being Hmong when he is clearly Lao
The Most Likely to believe anything you tell her, at least for a minute
The “Dull Razor” Award for being capable of a full beard as early as the 9th grade
The “Plastic Architect” Award for his ability to construct any existing object out of LEGOs
The “Can You Hear Me Now?” Award for having the most complications with cell phone service
The “What The Heck is a Creole?” Award for the most confusing cultural heritage
Most Likely to escape the curse of the “freshman 15” when she heads off to college
The “Invisible Friend” Award for saying more to you in text messages than in person
The “Cool as Ice” award for being impossible to provoke into anger
The “You’re in Our Class?” Award for going PSEO as a junior and convincing everyone she graduated in ‘09
Most Susceptible to unstoppable fits of giggling
Most Likely to return to Patrick Henry as the sports statistics guru for our teams
The “Femme Fatale” Award for being the most mysterious female in the class of 2010
Most Likely to attend Hogwarts School of Magic for a college edcucation
The “Nkauj Hmoob” Award for best representing her culture in traditional song and dance
Most Likely to experience a life of frustration from dealing with people who utterly fail to pronounce or spell his name correctly
The “Auctioneer” Award for reading aloud in class at astonishing speeds
The “Al Gore” Award for being most likely to put his environmental skills to use saving the world from global warming
Most Likely to respond to whatever story you tell with an enthusiastic “Me Too!”
The “Big Kahuna” Award for being more likely to spend time surfing the web than studying at college
The “Human Megaphone” Award for having the most volume in the class of 2010
The “Stealthy Texter” Award for her ability to text in class and sneak her phone back into her boot without being caught.
The “Pen is Mightier Than The Sword” Award for running the Legacy and bringing Hmong Language to Henry
The “Right Hand Man” Award for helping set up almost every school event since his freshman year
The “Not to Be Messed With” Award since due to her Chess expertise, she’ll always be thinking 10 moves ahead of you
The “Mmm-Mmm!” Award for being most able to shut down your nonsense like a sassy grandmother
The “What’s Your Name, Baby” Award for constantly running game on the females
The “Come on, We Were Classmates” Award for being most likely to hear this phrase while being asked for a discount on a hairdo
The “Ping Pong Ball” Award for having the most rapidly shifting attention span
The “Human? Or Robot…?” Award for most convincing Pop and Lock dance moves
The “Philanthropist’s” Award for helping anyone who’s short on cash buy what they need
Most Likely to become the first Asian NASCAR champion with his high speed driving skills
The “Evil Genius” Award for cleverly masking his sinister plans to conquer and destroy the world behind a disarming smile
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